When Will Mr. 666 Arrive? Or Did We Miss Something?

In Eau Claire, Wisconsin, Ken Hasenmueller says hetimes, so we would have to project those present
plans to trade in the license plate assigned to him attenses more than 2000 years into the future. I know
random for his Oldsmobile Cutlass: "666-KEN." He saysyou assume that, but are you sure? This reasoning
at first he thought it was interesting. Now he fearsmight be true within a vision, where the tenses are
people will think he's a Satanist.The associationrelative, but Revelation 13:18 is not part of the vision
between the number 666 and Satan comes frombut part of the explanation. It's the part where the
Revelation 13:18: "This calls for wisdom. If anyone hasauthor says, "That's what I saw. Now let me tell you
insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, forwhat it means." Tenses are vital in understanding the
it is a man's number. His number is 666." Through theexplanation parts of Revelation.For more confirmation
centuries, a great deal of superstition--let's call it whatthat we are taking the right approach, take a look at
it really is--has attached itself to the numeral, so thatthe opening verses of Revelation, and take seriously
people are as uneasy about being associated with itwhat you find there: "The Revelation of Jesus Christ,
as they are about working in an office building on thewhich God gave him to show his servants what must
13th floor.This superstition reached what was perhapssoon take place.... The time is near" (Revelation 1:1, 3).
its high-water mark with the 1981 publication ofThe book is not in the vision part but is busy
When Your Money Fails by Mary Steward Relfeexplaining what the time frame is for the prophecy.
(Montgomery, AL: Ministries, Inc.). Relfe documentsWe should take it quite literally: at the time
dozens of occurrences of the number 666 attachedRevelation was written its events were just about to
to a seemingly random list of objects, including dresshappen.So that there could be no mistake, Revelation
shirts, credit cards, license plates, Egyptian warships,closes by stating the same time-frame: "...to show his
Treasury Department badges, Israeli telephoneservants what must soon take place... the time is
prefixes, charge accounts, and so on. Relfe statesnear" (Revelation 22:6, 10). These statements form
(59): "I unreservedly view the international usage ofbookends, two at the beginning of the Apocalypse
the number '666' by the present World System, toand two at the end. They should not be ignored, as
be presided over soon by Mr. 666, the False Messiah,they usually are, but should be taken seriously.
as the Third Most Significant Fulfillment of BiblePerhaps, not all of Revelation's predictions are past to
Prophecy in the Church Age (the past 2000us, but certainly most of them are. The "bookends"
years)."This is one example of what passes forconvince me that we should assume a prediction in
biblical exegesis, and it makes me shudder. Just thinkRevelation has a fulfillment that is in our past unless
about it! If you were reading an old newspaper andwe have a strong reason from the text to believe
came across this statement, "I won't mention anyotherwise.That suggests that the original readers,
names, but the man who is tearing our nation apartthose with wisdom, should have been able to
has the initials of A.L.," would you immediatelycalculate the meaning of who 666 referred to. When
conclude that someone with the same initials is aboutwe remember that in both Hebrew and Greek the
to tear America asunder in our day? Would the placeletters had numerical value and that people could
the newspaper was published make any difference?refer to an event or a person's name by stating the
What about the year of publication?No doubt similarnumber that was the sum of its letters, we are
kinds of statements appeared in newspapers acrossprobably moving toward a first-century solution to
the southern states of the U.S. in the fall of 1860 and666.The problem, as you might imagine, is that any
the early spring of 1861. The initials, of course,number of names, descriptions, or series of
belonged to Abraham Lincoln. If someone thoughtabbreviations equal the same sum, identifying, for
the statement was about to be fulfilled now, youexample, Gaius Caligula, Nero, Vespasian, and Domitian
might point out the circumstances under which it wasif an emperor is intended (the two most likely are
written, just before the Civil War (what theNero and Domitian). Descriptions include "titan" and
editorialist would have called the "War of Northern"latin," among others. Just because we cannot say
Agression").You might also point out the grammar offor certain which is correct does not mean we should
the sentence in question. He "is tearing" (presentturn to any of the modern solutions, which include
tense), and "he has" (also present tense). Now, moreAdolf Hitler, Henry Kissinger, Ronald Reagan, Bill
than 100 years later, those present tenses do not stillGates, and Barney the Purple Dinosaur, among many
stand.Now look again at Revelation 13:18, "This callsothers.I find Mr. Hasenmueller's objection to his license
for wisdom"--present tense, not "This will call forplate perfectly understandable. It's not a matter of
wisdom." "If anyone has insight"--present tense, notsuperstition. He's just trying to avoid
"...will have insight." The phrases, "Let him calculate,"miscommunicating. It seems wrong exegesis,
and "it is man's number," and "His number is 666," arecombined with 2000 years of association with the
all in present tense. I ask, present for whom? Thediabolical that has made triple-6 taboo. Reject it if you
answer would have to be the same in interpretingwish, but understand that it has no power over
Revelation 13:18 as in interpreting the 1859 Richmondyou--magical, diabolical, or otherwise. It is a label
editorial: present for the original readers. We have tobelonging to a man who once long ago persecuted
interpret it as past tense for modern readers.But,the faithful people of God, but who learned that he,
you say, Revelation is a prophecy about the endtoo, was only a mortal.