| I'm going to buy a shed outright. No | | | | |
| mortgage, no loan, no stamp duty, no worries. | | | | To make it easier on the rest of the |
| It's going to be my shed and my space and I'm | | | | household I might involve them more in the |
| going to defend it with the dexterity of | | | | purchase of garden products, but that would |
| NATO. Because I need space. A shed kind of | | | | be to smokescreen them from the confines of |
| space. | | | | my wonderful shed. It wouldn't be a case of |
| | | | disallowing them entry to the garden shed |
| Don't ask me what I'm going to put in it. | | | | that I bought on the web, but more |
| Maybe nothing but a table and chair. Maybe | | | | distracting them so they wouldn't really be |
| stock pile it with dehydrated 'value' food | | | | bothered about going in the shed. |
| and 'value' tins of food from the supermarket | | | | |
| and stay in it for about 5 years like some | | | | Perhaps a nice new hose coil for easier |
| existential Robinson Crusoe. | | | | watering of plants, some garden decking or |
| | | | even a new set of garden chairs with a |
| Our garden is large enough for a shed to not | | | | parasol that I could easily buy online. |
| really get in the way. Unlike our house which | | | | |
| is large but not enough for me not to be in | | | | I would also be cautious about allowing any |
| the way. So I'm going to buy a shed for my | | | | acquaintances inside my shed. My friends |
| garden online. | | | | could get jealous of my wonderful private |
| | | | space and launch some kind of attack, perhaps |
| I've discovered that garden furniture and | | | | a subtle manoeuvre like leaving their wallet |
| tools can be expensive, especially sheds, as | | | | behind so as to come back by nightfall under |
| I thought seeing they were made of just some | | | | the guise of getting it back but really to |
| planks of wood and tarpaulin they'd be pretty | | | | infiltrate the harmonic atmosphere of the |
| cheap. Then again, for something I could | | | | shed and just sort of hang around there and |
| potentially live in, without the hassle of | | | | make it like their own garden shed that they |
| paying council tax and water bills for, a | | | | actually bought online. |
| shed seems like a good deal. | | | | |
| | | | I need to compare garden furniture. So far |
| For now I've decided to create a fantasy | | | | I've compared prices on a range of garden |
| shed, listing in order of preference the | | | | equipment online and as for sheds, there's a |
| things I'd like to put in it. Firstly a | | | | range so huge that the top end more resemble |
| chair, then a table, then an electric | | | | split level luxury alpine chalets. The bottom |
| extension lead so I can run a kettle, stereo | | | | end are quite frankly little wooden boxes; so |
| music system and recharge my mobile | | | | I'm going for a middle sized shed, a couple |
| telephone. I don't think I'd need a | | | | of windows, maybe a modest porch, then I |
| television because that would be too much of | | | | shall commence rebuilding my life, disturbed |
| the outside world in my little shed free | | | | by no one, in beautiful isolation. |
| state. | | | | |