| I'm going to buy a shed outright. No | | | | the purchase of garden products, but |
| mortgage, no loan, no stamp duty, no | | | | that would be to smokescreen them from |
| worries. It's going to be my shed and my | | | | the confines of my wonderful shed. It |
| space and I'm going to defend it with | | | | wouldn't be a case of disallowing them |
| the dexterity of NATO. Because I need | | | | entry to the garden shed that I bought |
| space. A shed kind of space. | | | | on the web, but more distracting them so |
| Don't ask me what I'm going to put in | | | | they wouldn't really be bothered about |
| it. Maybe nothing but a table and chair. | | | | going in the shed. |
| Maybe stock pile it with dehydrated | | | | Perhaps a nice new hose coil for easier |
| 'value' food and 'value' tins of food | | | | watering of plants, some garden decking |
| from the supermarket and stay in it for | | | | or even a new set of garden chairs with |
| about 5 years like some existential | | | | a parasol that I could easily buy |
| Robinson Crusoe. | | | | online. |
| Our garden is large enough for a shed to | | | | I would also be cautious about allowing |
| not really get in the way. Unlike our | | | | any acquaintances inside my shed. My |
| house which is large but not enough for | | | | friends could get jealous of my |
| me not to be in the way. So I'm going to | | | | wonderful private space and launch some |
| buy a shed for my garden online. | | | | kind of attack, perhaps a subtle |
| I've discovered that garden furniture | | | | manoeuvre like leaving their wallet |
| and tools can be expensive, especially | | | | behind so as to come back by nightfall |
| sheds, as I thought seeing they were | | | | under the guise of getting it back but |
| made of just some planks of wood and | | | | really to infiltrate the harmonic |
| tarpaulin they'd be pretty cheap. Then | | | | atmosphere of the shed and just sort of |
| again, for something I could potentially | | | | hang around there and make it like their |
| live in, without the hassle of paying | | | | own garden shed that they actually |
| council tax and water bills for, a shed | | | | bought online. |
| seems like a good deal. | | | | I need to compare garden furniture. So |
| For now I've decided to create a fantasy | | | | far I've compared prices on a range of |
| shed, listing in order of preference the | | | | garden equipment online and as for |
| things I'd like to put in it. Firstly a | | | | sheds, there's a range so huge that the |
| chair, then a table, then an electric | | | | top end more resemble split level luxury |
| extension lead so I can run a kettle, | | | | alpine chalets. The bottom end are quite |
| stereo music system and recharge my | | | | frankly little wooden boxes; so I'm |
| mobile telephone. I don't think I'd need | | | | going for a middle sized shed, a couple |
| a television because that would be too | | | | of windows, maybe a modest porch, then I |
| much of the outside world in my little | | | | shall commence rebuilding my life, |
| shed free state. | | | | disturbed by no one, in beautiful |
| To make it easier on the rest of the | | | | isolation. |
| household I might involve them more in | | | | |