| I'm going to buy a shed outright. No mortgage, no | | | | products, but that would be to smokescreen them |
| loan, no stamp duty, no worries. It's going to be my | | | | from the confines of my wonderful shed. It wouldn't |
| shed and my space and I'm going to defend it with | | | | be a case of disallowing them entry to the garden |
| the dexterity of NATO. Because I need space. A | | | | shed that I bought on the web, but more distracting |
| shed kind of space. | | | | them so they wouldn't really be bothered about |
| Don't ask me what I'm going to put in it. Maybe | | | | going in the shed. |
| nothing but a table and chair. Maybe stock pile it with | | | | Perhaps a nice new hose coil for easier watering of |
| dehydrated 'value' food and 'value' tins of food from | | | | plants, some garden decking or even a new set of |
| the supermarket and stay in it for about 5 years like | | | | garden chairs with a parasol that I could easily buy |
| some existential Robinson Crusoe. | | | | online. |
| Our garden is large enough for a shed to not really | | | | I would also be cautious about allowing any |
| get in the way. Unlike our house which is large but | | | | acquaintances inside my shed. My friends could get |
| not enough for me not to be in the way. So I'm | | | | jealous of my wonderful private space and launch |
| going to buy a shed for my garden online. | | | | some kind of attack, perhaps a subtle manoeuvre like |
| I've discovered that garden furniture and tools can | | | | leaving their wallet behind so as to come back by |
| be expensive, especially sheds, as I thought seeing | | | | nightfall under the guise of getting it back but really |
| they were made of just some planks of wood and | | | | to infiltrate the harmonic atmosphere of the shed |
| tarpaulin they'd be pretty cheap. Then again, for | | | | and just sort of hang around there and make it like |
| something I could potentially live in, without the | | | | their own garden shed that they actually bought |
| hassle of paying council tax and water bills for, a | | | | online. |
| shed seems like a good deal. | | | | I need to compare garden furniture. So far I've |
| For now I've decided to create a fantasy shed, listing | | | | compared prices on a range of garden equipment |
| in order of preference the things I'd like to put in it. | | | | online and as for sheds, there's a range so huge that |
| Firstly a chair, then a table, then an electric extension | | | | the top end more resemble split level luxury alpine |
| lead so I can run a kettle, stereo music system and | | | | chalets. The bottom end are quite frankly little |
| recharge my mobile telephone. I don't think I'd need a | | | | wooden boxes; so I'm going for a middle sized shed, |
| television because that would be too much of the | | | | a couple of windows, maybe a modest porch, then I |
| outside world in my little shed free state. | | | | shall commence rebuilding my life, disturbed by no |
| To make it easier on the rest of the household I | | | | one, in beautiful isolation. |
| might involve them more in the purchase of garden | | | | |