Whatever Happened to Simplicity?

Those of us who are in classic car clubs, regardlessrolling a window down or pushing in a lock? If a
of model or make, decide to become members forpower window fails, you're looking at a repair that will
any given number of reasons. Perhaps we owned acost around $400. Maunal seats have given way to
particular car in our youth that brings back fond8-way adjustable power seats. Is this really
memories of cruising the streets on Friday nights.necessary? Hand-operated levers work fine for a
Maybe we remember going to Drive-in movies withfraction of the cost. While we're on the subject of
our date's head resting on our shoulder. Perhaps itseats, what's up with heated seats? My solution?
was simply the sound of our particular car's engine,Wear a coat.Cruise control is a nice feature to have
which could range from anything to a soft purr or aif you travel frequently on desolate stretches of
horsepower-laden monsterous growl as we rolledInterstate somewhere such as the Dakotas or
down the highway. Perhaps some of us are tooMontana, but it's impractical in heavy traffic, which is
young to have experienced the era in which theseincreasing as each day goes by. I can't count the
cars roamed the earth, but we have neverthelessnumber of times I've had to hit the "cancel" button
been influenced by our elders and appreciate whatas I gain rapidly on somebody in a Buick Lesabre who
once was. Whatever the reasons may be, there ishas been in bifocals since the Kennedy Administration
nothing quite like finding others who share thesegoing fifty miles an hour. I can live without it.Perhaps
feelings and enjoy the cameraderie and rewardingthe most pretentious feature to ever come along in
experiences that are all part of being in such atoday's cars is the Satellite Navigation System. If you
group.My particular love is old Volkswagen Beetles. Iwant to save thousands of dollars, I have some
have been a member of the Chippewa Valleysuggestions. A)If you feel the need to know what
Volkswagen Club, based in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, fordirection you are going, go to Wal-Mart and buy a
over three years. We go on many cruises, othercompass for six dollars. B) Look out your window
outings, and hold our own show annually. During theand note the location of the sun. Unless you live on
original Beetle's lifespan, which ran from it's infancy inthe planet Venus, it rises in the east and sets in the
1938 Nazi Germany up until 2003, when the very lastwest. Now look at your watch. C) On cloudy days,
"Bug," as it was lovingly called, rolled off the assemblytry reading highway signs. They will tell you whether
line in Puebla, Mexico, over 21.5 million were produced.you're going east, west, north, or south.Come to
As a result, there are still thousands of them onthink of it, this works on sunny days as well. D) Go
roads today, and clubs such as mine are dedicated toto a gas station or, more likely in this day and age, a
the preservation of these unique cars. We alsofood mart, and buy a map. This will cost about five
support other clubs throughout the states ofdollars. If you're lost, ask the attendant how to get
Wisconsin and Minnesota.The Volkswagen Beetleback on track to wherever you're going. Chances are
defined simplicity, something that is quite lacking inthat they'll steer you in the right direction. If he or
today's cars, regardless of model. There is noshe can't, find someone who can. Trust me. You
question that certain items such as airbags anddon't need to rely on a satellite in orbit hundreds of
side-impact crumple zones have acomplished much inmiles above.No-frills cars should still be available as an
the way of saving lives,option for those who share my sentiment. There are
but let's go back forty years for a few moments.undoubtedly many drivers who have become
Air-conditioning was considered a luxury in thoseaccustomed to the above-mentioned features. In
days, and only select cars were equipped with it.fact, there are people who couldn't imagine driving
Nearly every car manufactured today haswithout them, but should they ever question why
air-conditioning as standard equipment. In Wisconsin,Icars of today cost ten times as much as those of a
use it in my 1996 Volkswagen Golf maybe ten daysfew decades ago, I have put in my two cent's
out of the year. While someone in, say, Phoenix orworth. Or rather, twenty cents...Pat Sills is an avid
Miami would beg to differ, I pose the followingVolkswagen enthusiast and writes articles and
question: Does somebody in Fairbanks, Alaska reallyfeature stories for his club's Newsletter. His first
need it?Power windows and locks have also becomenovel, REUNIONS, was published in March, 2005.
the industry norm. Have we as a society evolvedCheck it out at:
into such a lazy species that we are incapable ofor at: authorsden.